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New directive issued from OKW

Postby Silvio » Sat Aug 21, 2004 9:05 am

WW2 never happened. it was merely a series of police actions designed to crack down on radical students from the far left. as to how zee slav hordes got into the fray it is simple. they were all easily led as their subhuman brains were easily corrupted by degenerate leftist professors.

Any further mention of WW2 shall be dealt with immediately and with extreme force...

That is all

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New directive issued from OKW

Postby Silvio » Sat Aug 21, 2004 9:05 am

WW2 never happened. it was merely a series of police actions designed to crack down on radical students from the far left. as to how zee slav hordes got into the fray it is simple. they were all easily led as their subhuman brains were easily corrupted by degenerate leftist professors.

Any further mention of WW2 shall be dealt with immediately and with extreme force...

That is all

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New directive issued from OKW

Postby Silvio » Sat Aug 21, 2004 9:05 am

WW2 never happened. it was merely a series of police actions designed to crack down on radical students from the far left. as to how zee slav hordes got into the fray it is simple. they were all easily led as their subhuman brains were easily corrupted by degenerate leftist professors.

Any further mention of WW2 shall be dealt with immediately and with extreme force...

That is all

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Postby TheDuke » Tue Nov 16, 2004 9:10 am

i am depereately trying to see the point of this email - comming from you Silvio some sort of sarcasm ... but I still dont quite get it... [?]
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Postby Kapten Nordstrom » Tue Nov 16, 2004 4:24 pm

Well, WW1 never hapened either.
It was just 20.500,56 moles who digged some trenches and farted massive clouds of smoke. Then they all where molenaped by some aliens from the planet Tellus where the aliens performed some experiments on them. At the end the most of them died when monkies became humans which killed them with mustard gas. One of the surviving moles started the "Radical Students From the Far Left Organization" (RSFFLO) and they invaded alot of other schools until the police cracked them down and made slaves of them all exept one who became a professor who built his own son with some bults on his neck, Frankeinstain was his name by the way. He was very unpopular amongst the people in the nerby village so he escaped to Mars where he married an ugly alien (the daughter of one of the aliens who molenaped the moles) then she gave birth to Silvio who told us all that WW2 never happened.
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Postby TheDuke » Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:12 pm

many thanks for the clarification Kapten Nordström - now I understand... [^]
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Postby TEF » Wed Jan 19, 2005 9:04 pm

rofl
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Postby Siddy » Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:30 pm

Actually ww2 was caused by a bunch of disgruntled old people because their doctors gave them wrong pills i.e sum getting viagra und others gettin birth control pills ah yes the crueltys of life, there were many factions NORTH, EAST, SOUTH, WEST, MIDDLE und ze evil of evils ze OPNP (Old Peoples Nationalist Party)ah yes people getting beatings from a old person with either a stick or a zimma frame was a weekly occasion with casualties reaching a horrific 500 in the first week und then ze OPNP had clashes wiv police some of the party members were detained but others were still at large but again high casualties on the police side many were hopitalised others were badly psychologicly damaged i mean seeing all your buddies getting battered by a bunch of old people must be hard to register but all order was restored as ze soviet union stormed Berlin crushing ze OPNP with in a day of heavy fighting, Now im gnna stop typing coz zis has 2 be ze longest reply ive typed in my known history [B)][xx(]
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Postby Silvio » Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:52 am

i need a melon no wait i need 2 melons... Trillian are you still there? [B)]
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