HALLO! online ...
meet Doctor Jeep, the famous Fuhrer of the GDclan, in his specially
constructed bomb-proof Alpine chalet.
at first hand our new eugenic wonder weapon.
at the miracles of technology, as Edpow finally replaces his ZX-81
with a "difference engine".
Thats right .. no girl should be seen without these. The latest in
GD chic, in gorgeous
silver braid. Perfect with evening dress uniform or bondage gear.
Made with special German leather, these handbags will almost certainly
cause revulsion and alarm by almost any sane human being.
You can find out about their latest lines in celebrity endorsed
civilian casualties here.
Find out how Mr and Mrs Krupp spent all their hard earned money here.
Find more fun-packed authoritarian websites at the GD
Heidi Lederpanten, famous for appearing
in several chatshows and having a bizarrely public addiction to indigestion
tablets, celebrated her union with the GD clan.
The ceremony took place in a top secret location in southern Bavaria,
attended only by senior party animals.
"It was beautful" said one onlooker, "the bride looked
fantastic and to see the dribbling venal lust of our boys in black
was something i will carry with me to my dying day".
talk to the accountants in charge of the pop music industry.
why the accountancy profession has managed to take charge of all popular
artforms. The charts have never been more healthy! People have been
rushing out to make music execs really rich, while buying the same
old recycled rubbish as last year. The beauty of it is: no-one needs
clan celebrates 1 year at the top
we're giving away prizes to anyone who can guess how long we can avoid
getting shut down. read more