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New Wonder Weapon
- the BLITZMOWER
PEENEMUNDE -- Top scientists today unveiled the latest
addition to our glorious arsenal, a vehicle of unsurpassed
destructiveness. Thats right, Mass death has never been
so sexy!
 The
New BlitzMower, our latest revenge weapon against the
Tommies
With an atomic powered Rocket Engine, this weapon of mass
death will almost certainly become a pin-up for adolescents
the world over. Move over King Tiger, the Blitzmower is
here!
Able to scythe through heavy lawns and dog's eggs, the
Blitzmower will be added to the product lines of several
major DIY product outlet divisions in time for our Christmas
Offensive.
With a revolutionary power supply, a 3000hp turbo-jet
engine with afterburners, you can say goodbye to untidy
lawns and neighbourly territorial disagreements.
A few problems have beset the development of this project,
namely the rapid incineration of the operator, but scientists
are confident that these can be ironed out in time for
its release.
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