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New Landschiffe
unveiled
La Rochelle-- its bye-bye baby for the Allies as we launch
our new wonderweapon, the Tirpitz!
After the disastrous U-Boot campaign, we announce
new ways to use the Navy
The fuhrer, tired of trying to put the Kriegsmarine to
sea to engage in a hopeless battle with the Royal Navy,
has proudly annouced a new refitting campaign so that
all the stupid effort producing these battleships wont
go to waste.
With the simple addition of several engines and some caterpillar
tracks, this new "wunderLandschiff" is sure
to break the cycle of defeats on the western, eastern
and southern fronts.
"This will have the added advantage that it wont
sink, and should be one-in-the-eye for all those bolsheviks
who are now having sex with our women" said Goebbels.
As we speak, Goering has assured the Fuhrer that this
can be adapted also for aviation. The prospect of a wunderluftshiff
has been met with rapturous applause in the GD bunker
and now we know that victory is just a matter of time.
Since writing this article, the LandSchiff has advanced
from its moorings by a massive 10 feet.
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