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Spanish campaign
a total success
Costa Del Sol -- German Holiday makers triumphant upon
seisure of key poolside assets.
A usual poolside scene at 3am as the valiant
German Volk defend their reclining chairs. |
The German Reich is proud to announce the annexation of
several key European holiday resorts.
Too long have the people of southern Spain been disunited
with their German brethren! Now, thanks to our brave beachtowel
kommandos, we have secured important Urlaubsraum in the
south.
The Englisch of course noticed it first. The surly patronising
holiday makers from the glorious Deutches Reich had often
offended fellow revellers and indigenous trinket-sellers
with their high-handed and irritating belief in their
own superiority. Thanks to the Beach towel kommando, this
faith has been realised.
Phase 1 went according to plan. The glorious Luthansawaffe
flew in between 2 and 3 thousand holiday makers, while
an advance guard of tourist reps changed all the road
signs and shop signs to german to confuse the local inhabitants.
Triumphant Germans after the "Battle of
the Bill". |
Phase 2 was more difficult, as some Englisch und odder
schweins had booked rooms in ze same hotels. Otto Skorzeny,
Hero of the Reich, personally oversaw the eviction of
zese untermenschen.
Phase 3, the browbeating of local businesses and staff,
was an easy task with our new blitzkrieg tactics. "Zey
didnt know Vhat hit them" said a triumphant holiday
maker, "Ve just asked all the time Why zey do it
zis vey here, because in Germany Ve do it much better,
and of course we can add up better than ze local staff,
fur sure".
It all adds up to another glorious victory! Long live
the Fuhrer and the Volk of Dachshund!!!
Can you participate in our Victory? Have
your say.
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