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Blunkett - "has
eyes everywhere"
BERLIN -- New homeland security measures announced FOR
YOUR OWN GOOD.
With the latest success against people the state doesnt
like very much, including several countries with access
to weapons of mass refinery, the Reichs leaders have introduced
many new security measures to ensure the defence of our
proud volk and way of life.
These include:
Rule by decree: ministers can now enact laws without
the use of parliament and enforce a state of emergency.
Like now, for instance. A state of emergency is defined
as anytime a minister wants to do something that parliament
will disagree with.
Foreign labourers: Blunkett has promised a full
enquiry into why we need so many foreign labourers to
fill supermarket shelves, fish for cockles and depress
wage prices for his factory-owning friends.
Free speech: Blunkett welcomes all forms of free
speech as long as it is lawful, and this means we must
all valiantly defend his right to free speech! However,
please do not say anything that members of the royal family,
minor TV celebrities or prominent sportspeople will find
distasteful as that will make you liable for unlimited
detainment without trial.
Unlimited detainment without trial: We will lock
up any threat to our political careers, the hegemony of
the royal family and the right of Richard Branson to do
whatever he likes with his billions (he is worth every
penny).
Yesterday Adolf Hitler, after signing the new laws, was
heard to chuckle to himself saying "shit, they'll
never swallow this".
The Reich salutes its leaders! Es lebe Dachshund!
Herr Blunkett is watching. and unfortunately this
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