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Unexplained Sheep
Mutilations: the mystery deepens
MANCHESTER -- The mysterious events at a Manchester
higher education campus have continued to bewilder scientists
and animal rights activists.
In happier times, ruminants grazing by the Manchester
bunker complex. |
You first notice it as you get off the M62. What was once
an idyllic rural scene has now become a nightmare for
the inhabitants, some of whom have very expensive houses.
As you look closer, you see concrete pyramids in geometric
patterns, large blackened areas of ground and a landscape
pockmarked by craters and terror.
And the haunted, jaded eyes of the local sheep tell the
same tale. Something has happened here. Something unexpected.
Something Terrifying.
Of particular note are the strange handprints found on
each flank of the sheep, with their faces blank as if
something too horrible to countenance has befallen them:
their only refuge a retreat to an inner world where the
horrors of the past can touch them no longer.
Mysterious monoliths appearing in several pub
car-parks |
Countryside groups, mainly composed of fine-upstanding
law-abiding landowners, have also been living in fear.
According to one landowner "we have seen so much
disruption to our way of life these past weeks. Quite
simply we are enraged. The local animals and wildlife
are all so terrified it has considerably reduced our pleasure
at killing them, and we find we have to chase them for
an extra 2 miles to get the same buzz out of it".
In Manchester city center, once an orderly place of gun-crime,
drug abuse and prostitution, the empty streets tell a
different story. A wave of teenage pregnancy among students
has baffled many senior statisticians. These young mothers,
each spouting various.shtmlects of marxist revolutionary
thought, have been patrolling the streets. Even wealthy
advertising-men and accountants have been the victim of
their hate.
Master-minding the defence of the district since just
before it started happening, Captain Fat Elvis of the
GD
Navy has been striving to get to the bottom of it.
Do you know what is happening to Manchester? Have
your say.
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