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Germans "probably
all on drugs"
Berlin -- A new explanation for the German phenomenon
has come to light, which casts doubt on previous social
darwinist interpretations of German culture and media.
Credited with the fall of the Berlin Wall, David
Hasselhof is a national hero for young Germans. |
We have all been there. You run into an old friend at
a party and he is babbling at you: Telling you he's a
fish and how wonderful life is, all the time looking from
side to side with strange paranoid glances. It seems very
strange, and its almost certainly drugs.
Germany, long famous for its culture and science, as the
home of Beethoven and Bach, has again gone off the rails.
The first worrying signs came with Boney M and Skorpion,
to which the word "Kool" was often attached,
often followed by the words "precisely, for sure"
in conversations with their English cousins. Strangely,
like a beloved family member, the international community
did not see the danger, and ignored it.
Now, instead of the clicking of heels, its the clicking
of fingers to the new German Pop, and social psychologists
the world over are getting worried.
"The last two times Germany reunited we had world
wars. Now they have reunited again I am taking to the
hills, and burning all my Boney M records", said
one concerned resident of Siberia.
According to the Department of Social Engineering in Clacton
University of Technical Things, it is looking grave. "What
we see is a descent into banality that usually comes when
great evil has befallen a land. No good can come from
this cultural wilderness".
There can be no other explanation |
It all amounts to one thing: Germany has either gone mad,
or is on drugs.
Are all Germans really on drugs? Have
your say.
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