|Hitler in Royal
Family fancy dress outrage
London -- Eisenhower in new call for Hitler "apology".
In the latest gaffe by our head of state, pictures
of Hitler dressed as the royal family have been circulating
the press, fuelling rumours that senior members of the
High command are "out of touch".
At a recent fancy dress ball, revellers were astounded
to see our beloved Fuhrer, leader of the german people
and greatest military commander of all time, dressed in
the regalia associated with the disgraced British monarchy;
including bizarre military uniforms, dead furry animals
and diamond tiaras.
Sources say he was accompanied by the Reichsfuhrer SS
Heinrich Himmler, though at this time we are unable to
verify whether he was also in fancy dress.
The Fuhrer's actions have again sparked angry condemnation
by human rights activists and the Animal welfare lobby,
who have branded this latest outrage "immature".
According to one student activist "It's important
that he remembers the evil that the monarchy stands for,
and publicly apologises for the offence that it has caused
the people of Dachshund".
said: "it's pretty reprehensible that someone sold
these pictures to the papers, but at the same time, the
photo of him with all those dead animals after a boozy
hunting trip to Balmoral is truly disgusting".
A spokesman from the monarchy, when pressed about the
issue, said that this was typical of the narrow minded
view that people have nowadays of the British Monarchy.