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National Westminster
Party announces new propaganda offensive
CITY OF LONDON -- Natwest has announced a new offensive
- bigger and more offensive than anything before.
The Financial solution. Debt is good! |
Labelled the "Financial Solution" the
Natwest has been in talks with several leading industrial
and government agencies to work out what makes a compliant
and shit-scared workforce.
"At the end of the day, we think that Debt is Good",
said Helmut Krasch of the Natwest Offensive thinktank,
"In short, the more scared people are the harder
they work. We think of debt as a social whip, and as long
as we are in control of the state apparatus, it can only
be a good thing".
The National Westminster Socialist Workers and Accountants
Party has been instrumental in keeping interest rates
at a very competitive level while at the same time spending
millions on TV ads designed to get people to take on more
debt.
"Everytime we see Carol Vorderman on TV eulogising
our financial products we laugh", says Helmut, "these
people are screwing their lives up for the sake of some
shitty new sofa and we are getting great bonuses. The
financial Solution is working just fine".
When asked about possible war-crimes-trials when the existing
state is overthrown, the upper management referred to
the "just following orders" clause.
Has the financial solution worked for you? Have
your say.
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