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New Two Armed Nazi
Salute - new SS military protocol an "outstanding
success in battle"
BERLIN -- With our inevitable victory imminent, the Wehrmacht
has enthusiastically embraced the new two-handed Hitler
salute.
The new salute has been adopted with enthusiasm by
Army Group Steiner and the 9th army in their successful
attempts to relieve Berlin, and has been greeted with
shock and horror by the allies who never expected our
brave and glorious armies to show such national socialist
ardour in their defence of the reich.
Some, armed with the latest wonder-weapons from various
garden centers, have already ensured that they will not
fall into the hands of the evil Russians and their avenging
hordes of slavic maniacs.
The glorious fantacism of our brave soldiers will echo
down the caverns of history as a clarion call to all marketing
executives and political nutbags. Already, our troops
are swapping their conventional weapons for the ultimate
terror weapons of the reich.
The Reich salutes its brave soldiers! Es
lebe Dachshund!
The flower-strewn streets of Bavaria echo with the glorious
steps of the jackboot as the valiant soldiers of the Reich
give the new Hitler salute to the adoring crowds.
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