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Oma Honoured - and gloriously sent to the front

Its total war at the GD clan, and we honour our latest grandma at the siegried line.

The fate of Germany is secure, with the latest call-up of reservists to man the defences of our beloved Reich.

Top accountants and businessmen have lauded the latest initiative as "efficient".