Its all fun and games at Festung Jersey, as Whittman celebrates
another birthday behind enemy lines.
quite forgotten by our gloriously retreating troops in
northern France, the soldiers of Festung Jersey resolutely
cling on to any hope and sign that victory is assured.
For that reason the Fuhrer personally sanctioned a special
Whittmans birthday piss-up and victory parade in central
jersey, comfortably covered by at least 12 inches of hardened
Edpow nearly mustered several fighter planes for a fly
past, but unfortunately all the fuel had been drunk by
the local luftwaffe.
The Fuhrer, scenting a major propaganda coup, proudly
broadcast several new honours for our brave comrades in
the Jersey Kessel, whose refusal to surrender and self-cannibilisation
is a beacon of hope to us all.
See the broadcast in full below. Please note that this
reporting is subject to allied wartime restrictions.