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- Dick Cheney
Disclaimer, by Doctor Jeep
Like just about everyone in the world I was shocked and appalled by
the terrorist attacks on America. I just want to make it plain that
this site isn't making fun of the people that died that dreadful day.
However, just because the USA had a terrorist attack or two it doesn't
mean that you can't make fun of it, or critisize it, or have a good
laugh over its enormous inspiring awfulness over a few beers.
A few months after the two towers episode I went into a chatroom absolutely
crammed full of Americans. They were talking such utter rubbish about
geopolitics that I felt I had to say something. So, I invented a country
"Abjabistan", and started saying things like:
"You USA you must leave Abjabistan!" and "Abjabistan
is the land of my ancestors, leave us in peace, infidel America!"
And guess what! the entire chatroom was in uproar, shouting me out and
proclaiming America's right to invade Abjabistan. I laughed so much
I opened a second bottle.
So why does America think that not only it can invade whatever poor
benighted middle eastern nation it wants, but also that it can invade
whichever fictional country I choose to invent?
Leave Abjabistan in peace, America!