With the Western powers' latest third world adventures, fascist chic
has never been more popular - or profitable!
Our stores stock a range of the finest black leather, designed specifically
to intimidate frenchmen and titillate small minded women.
Spring - the Sturmbannfuehrer range
Black is officially the new brown! After the night of the long knives,
noone would be seen dead in brown, and these little numbers will have
you again goosestepping nimbly from wine bar to wine bar.
Handmade from pure bavarian wool by a largely captive population of
foreign workers, this uniform's flimsy construction and lightweight
material is perfect for a long protracted war of attrition in Russia.
Complementing this outfit is a range
of specially designed morale boosting medals, ribbons and logos.