Ready to wear
A range of rough and ready combat clothing for those of you who prefer
the great outdoors and the comfort of a warm foxhole.
 Out
this Summer- the Panzer camo and integrated mobile phone combo.
This range, as officially worn by our very own Herr Whittman, is specifically
engineered for comfort and the pattern is such that many days of food
spillages and dribbling will be invisible, making it perfect for either
a week of serious partying or your first year as a student.
Notice the optional hands-free mobile phone kit, essential for sending
your friends pointless text messages and annoying people on public
transport. With our new co-marketing initiative with a major mobile
phone company, we can offer you free text and picture messaging, free
round the clock email access and some rather absurd games for a really
quite reasonable fee. |
