|Welcome to europe's
number one militarist tourist guide!
GD clan, thanks to its lightning success in internet gaming, is able
to offer a variety of holiday locations in occupied countries. Click
on an area of the map to find out more about the country you will
be assigned to.
|Land of Mountains,
Frauleins and Lederhosen
Enjoy the wonderful mountain air or the baroque charms of Vienna;
see the Viennese tenements where, living like a tramp, the fuhrer
found out he was the greatest military commander of all time after
a couple of beers.
Since the anschluss, the Austrians have been enthusiastically subjugated
under the inspired leadership of Joerg Haider.
Lederhosen, knickerbockers, silly hats
Don't forget to embrace the culture by climbing a mountain, singing
the song 'edelweiss' from the sound of music and wearing deeply amusing
Why does half the female population of Austria dye their hair bright
red? Answer these questions and more as you goosestep through the
flower-strewn streets of Vienna.