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Austria Land of Mountains, Frauleins and Lederhosen Enjoy the wonderful mountain air or the baroque charms of Vienna; see the Viennese tenements where, living like a tramp, the fuhrer found out he was the greatest military commander of all time after a couple of beers. Politics Since the anschluss, the Austrians have been enthusiastically subjugated under the inspired leadership of Joerg Haider. Lederhosen, knickerbockers, silly hats Don't forget to embrace the culture by climbing a mountain, singing the song 'edelweiss' from the sound of music and wearing deeply amusing clothing. Frauleins Why does half the female population of Austria dye their hair bright red? Answer these questions and more as you goosestep through the flower-strewn streets of Vienna.