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GD clan, thanks to its lightning success in internet gaming, is able to offer a variety of holiday locations in occupied countries. Click on an area of the map to find out more about the country you will be assigned to.
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England, Verdammtes enemies of the Reich
Despite all the diplomacy of the fuhrer, the English won't realise that we yearn only for peace, even shooting down some of our special V-1 peace envoys.

As a holiday location England is best avoided, as going there will result in people goosestepping around you with their finger under their nose and reminding you constantly about the behaviour of your relatives in ze vor.

Probably best avoided, their national dish, "fish and chips" is made from offal, blood and industrial by-products, deep fried until saturated in engine oil.

England is famous for its passion about football, which is generally an excuse for beered up hooligans to rampage around europe causing mayhem, something ironically the English have been doing for a thousand years with much success.

Some useful phrases
Used when the English have outwitted you once again.

It vould be easier for us both zis vay
Annoy them by interrogating them under a lamp in a cellar under a gestapo building. Try to be conciliatory, but instead come over as arrogant and patronising.