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GD clan, thanks to its lightning success in internet gaming, is able to offer a variety of holiday locations in occupied countries. Click on an area of the map to find out more about the country you will be assigned to.
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Viva Espagna!
Perfect weather, delightful senoritas and the best in German food and beer, Spain has it all!

For our special Spanish package tours, Gross Dachshund can offer these exciting day-trips:

Beach-towel Kommando
This special excursion gives you an exciting taste of what its like to be a real tourist. Get up at 3 in the morning to secure vital poolspace and seating for the Reich.

Local Culture
Find out all about the local culture by buying up vast swathes of the holiday location of your choice and turning it into a mini-Germany with better weather.