|Welcome to europe's
number one militarist tourist guide!
GD clan, thanks to its lightning success in internet gaming, is able
to offer a variety of holiday locations in occupied countries. Click
on an area of the map to find out more about the country you will
be assigned to.
of true europeans, Germany has been helping to slaughter the hordes
from the east for centuries. Despite Russia having vastly superior
weapons and soldiers, the armies of the Reich cannot lose against
For our special excursions to the Eastern Front, Gross Dachshund can
offer these exciting perks:
When weather conditions permit airlifts into your encircled enclave.
To keep up morale, we'll give a wide variety of medals to help keep
you warm in your freezing shallow fox-hole.
We can rely on endless supplies of cheap labour from eastern europe.
Industrialists from the Dachshunder heartland are at this very moment
indulging in a feeding frenzy of imperialist economics in the former
territories of the soviet union. Don't feel guilty about your conduct
during the war! Instead, continue to look down on them and view them
as subhumans, thus enabling the English to keep reminding you about
Oil, land, food, coal, gas, you name it
Invent some dreamed-up propaganda about evil-bolsheviks so our industrialists
and bankers can get their fat fingers round the most mineral-rich
country on Earth.