|Welcome to europe's
number one militarist tourist guide!
GD clan, thanks to its lightning success in internet gaming, is able
to offer a variety of holiday locations in occupied countries. Click
on an area of the map to find out more about the country you will
be assigned to.
The best Assignment GD can offer
|Ahhh! the smell
of garlic and roast partisans! Who couldnt fall in love with the rustic
charms of the sheep burning french farmers or the collaborationist
beauty of the Parisian brothels?
France is a dream assignment, not only are the locals perfectly amenable
to our occupation, but its a jolly long way away from the burnt out
cities in Dachshund and the hells of the eastern front. Relax, put
your feet up, and bring home a few souvenir Renoirs for your Frau.
Well, apart from the strange people cycling around in stripey tops
selling onions, and of course all the filth, Paris is a must see!
Quite simply, its THE place for top quality french totty, and its
a well known fact that french birds are the dirtiest in europe. Don't
forget to have your photograph taken underneath the Eiffel tower!
Probably best avoided. France has a mainly agricultural economy that
is usually protesting about something.
Remember! when staying at a Frenchman's house, ALWAYS hide your wallet
under the soap.
Some useful phrases
Used when you see a beret-wearing Frenchman.
You find zis amusing?
Excellent retort to French taunting, particularly useful for intimidating
waiters who lean over and sneer at your choice of food in a supercillious