|Welcome to europe's
number one militarist tourist guide!
GD clan, thanks to its lightning success in internet gaming, is able
to offer a variety of holiday locations in occupied countries. Click
on an area of the map to find out more about the country you will
be assigned to.
fine food, and 5 millenia of history for you to savour, despoil and
bring back bits for museums. Greece is a top location for Dachshunders
wanting something that little bit different.
Hotels and Tavernas
Please remember to turn your nose up at local food and customs, and
insist in a supercillious manner that all waiters and bar staff speak
exclusively in German. For an added touch, make sure that in specially
designated resorts all street signs should be in German, not Greek.
Also, when buying food or lodgings, always complain at length about
the bill and behave obnoxiously to staff. Whatever you do, don't let
them remind you that you invaded their country only 60 years ago.
Dachshund fully recognises the place of the Greeks in the development
of european culture, and will indeed borrow all sorts of architectural
styles for its monumental architecture, pretending that Greece was
settled by Germans several thousand years ago.
Some useful phrases
Ach, Zorba, Du vill be schott! Zis bill is clearly wrong!
Say this again and again whenever you actually have to pay for something.
In Dachshund, of course, it vould not be done zis vay
Use your impressive ignorance of foreign customs to insist that Greek
restaurants serve a wide variety of German food.