take the oath

sign up or we kill your family
Yes, you too can sign up to the elite Gross Dachshund division: allowing you as the proud wearer of a kinky uniform to burn books, goose step through the streets of paris and monopolise sunbeds with your towels.

While silly facial hair, monocles and duelling scars are optional, they are very much encouraged, and will only enhance your respect amongst the online gaming community.

Yes I want to sign up to the Gross Dachshund division

gaming name:
preferred game:
preferred alcoholic beverage:
email address:
do you want to add content to the GD site?:
your computer:
your connection speed:
biography for the homepage (if you dont put something here i'll make something up:  
but ossifer, its only a cigarette