THIS POST BATTLE CONVERSATION was translated into the English by
Corp. Gruber Humber It is dated from approximately the 13th Feb. 1942/2002

Capt fat elvis: nighty night
GD doctor jeep: OK, good game there
GD doctor jeep: wow, lot of fun
Capt fat elvis: I'm gonna screen shot the stats
Capt fat elvis: i have to i am proud of them
GD doctor jeep: lol, i ended up winning, though god knows how
Capt fat elvis: blitzkrieg or however its spelt and nazi cunning
GD doctor jeep: check out your stats. 2:1. that's cool
Capt fat elvis: one of my best yet
Capt fat elvis: hence screen shot
GD doctor jeep: strangely you lost, you two should have
Capt fat elvis: you got more flags and where able to waste more units
GD doctor jeep: have a strong word with oddball the next time you see him
Capt fat elvis: we just could not get those pink/purple fellas
Capt fat elvis: I was giving him units all through the game
GD doctor jeep: nahhh, I spent a lot of tanks making sure you didn't
Capt fat elvis: I even gave him my personal Pershing! The last one I had
GD doctor jeep: well, he is worth it
Capt fat elvis: honest gave I gave him tanks AT men Trucks supply trucks plenty good time
Capt fat elvis: mighty fine game
GD doctor jeep: lol, $5?
Capt fat elvis: wa? $10 ya dirty fcuker
Capt fat elvis: make fickey fick, get in 'TIMELIFE'
GD doctor jeep: lol, you better write it up for the site
GD doctor jeep: no too boocoop
Capt fat elvis: what my prostitution?
GD doctor jeep: lol, write it up for the site you whore
Capt fat elvis: which book fickey fick in jeep?
Capt fat elvis: oh god
GD doctor jeep: do two, then we don't have to worry about incoming fire
Capt fat elvis: 2
Capt fat elvis: ?
GD doctor jeep: 2
Capt fat elvis: catch xxii?
GD doctor jeep: yep
Capt fat elvis: OK on that note....
Capt fat elvis: look at the god dam time!
GD doctor jeep: noooo, don't!
Capt fat elvis: OK so I am a gentleman of leisure but gee!
GD doctor jeep: and on that note CFE said JUMP! And he jumped
Capt fat elvis: breakfast in bed is at 8!
GD doctor jeep: breakfast for me is about 6. Then I don't bother cos supper is 8
Capt fat elvis: mind you the early worm gets caught...
Capt fat elvis: I don't know catch xxii as well as you ... or at least I do but I have a real bad memory
Capt fat elvis: you don't look like you've see much sun from the photo I saw!
GD doctor jeep: lol. Sunshine is for girls in bikinis
Capt fat elvis: yes and girls in bikinis is for boys
GD doctor jeep: 'oh. They have all my friends, don't they?'
Capt fat elvis: you got me


GD doctor jeep: that was from catch xxii. When the government man said 'we have your friend'
Capt fat elvis: who was his friend?
Capt fat elvis: who was he?
Capt fat elvis: my copy is just two yards away
GD doctor jeep: i think it was probably nurse Duckett
GD doctor jeep: they got his friend
Capt fat elvis: so they got nurse Duckett? nurse Duckett was Yosser's friend? nurse Duckett is the only written female i have ever fancied
Capt fat elvis: if my memory is right
GD doctor jeep: lol me too
GD doctor jeep: i grab my wife's breasts just out of reverence for the book
Capt fat elvis: can i go to bed now sir my head hurts
GD doctor jeep: OK. i reckon his friend is nurse Duckett
Capt fat elvis: I hope nurse ducat lives through the book
GD doctor jeep: it's her book
GD doctor jeep: Yossarian is a bit player throughout
Capt fat elvis: she wrote it or he wrote it for her and pretended to be Joseph Hellier?
Capt fat elvis: MY HEAD STILL HURTS
GD doctor jeep: nahhh, JH wrote it as a Judo-Homeric novel, he didn't realise it would be so clever
GD doctor jeep: judo=judao
GD doctor jeep: ooops
Capt fat elvis: you mean it was a mix of Jewish and ancient Greek mythology?
GD doctor jeep: yep
GD doctor jeep: and western stuff too
Capt fat elvis: I suppose it could have been judo-homophobic?
GD doctor jeep: JUMP! She said. And Yossarian jumped.
Capt fat elvis: if it's Duckett saying 'jump', I'd jump,

GD doctor jeep: Duckett: it's her love song to Yossarian, the whole book.
Capt fat elvis: nurse Duckett wrote the book? It's that her real name?
GD doctor jeep: she accepts him totally, even when he gets his medal
GD doctor jeep: well, I think there is a lot of JH in nurse Duckett
GD doctor jeep: when are you gonna come and visit us in London?
Capt fat elvis: who said 'how could I learn to wright? Every time we pitched our tent, they sank an oil well!'?
Capt fat elvis: I was nearly down tomorrow on suedo business but the guy I was gonna see went to hospital instead
GD doctor jeep: OK
GD doctor jeep: Big Chief Halfoat?
Capt fat elvis: you bastard
Capt fat elvis: I wish I had a memory like that
GD doctor jeep: you should visit
Capt fat elvis: how many times you read it?
GD doctor jeep: about 10 times, started when I was 12, omg there is so many catch xxii jokes on the site
Capt fat elvis: I am only four times in, didn't start till 24
GD doctor jeep: and as for major major. His dad only renamed him so he would strike oil.
Capt fat elvis: true?
GD doctor jeep: major major major major. suffered
Capt fat elvis: gotta go and suffer now myself
Capt fat elvis: plink plink fizz
GD doctor jeep: you should come over for our next meet
Capt fat elvis: eyes on storks
Capt fat elvis: if i can ill give it a go
GD doctor jeep: you'd like Brannon (Mr twinky) Kevin (oddball) Barny (bWare)
Capt fat elvis: i cant drink or smoke
Capt fat elvis: Mr twinky????????
GD doctor jeep: well, just eat lots of marzipan then
Capt fat elvis: ill bring my tamarsipan
GD doctor jeep: it's an in joke. Come along we'll let you in
Capt fat elvis: where in London are you?
GD doctor jeep: NW
GD doctor jeep: near kilburn
Capt fat elvis: northern line?
GD doctor jeep: bakerloo
Capt fat elvis: ooh err
GD doctor jeep: missus!
Capt fat elvis: is that your wall paper in the photo?
GD doctor jeep: no, that's my wife
Capt fat elvis: no comment.… brain just fried
Capt fat elvis: : )
GD doctor jeep: lol, good. Glad it's back
Capt fat elvis: what?
Capt fat elvis: went?
GD doctor jeep: we all missed ya!
Capt fat elvis: I was moving house
Capt fat elvis: and being an artist
Capt fat elvis: it's 24-7 being a bohemian on sick benefit
GD doctor jeep: yep, and I got fired and got kicked out. You think YOU have problems!
Capt fat elvis: I have no body my head is in a glass bowl with bubbles and pipes I work the computer with voice activation
GD doctor jeep: I wangled my way back in though
Capt fat elvis: work or house?
GD doctor jeep: CFE I hope you are going to use this chat for dispatches
Capt fat elvis: OK ill record it and send it in with amendments and then you can censor any bits you need to
Capt fat elvis: ill send e-mail cause I can't figure out that HTML malarkey
Capt fat elvis: can I go to bed now sir?
GD doctor jeep: OK. I will sign off also
Capt fat elvis: before I forget when r u going to use my photograph in my bio?
GD doctor jeep: got lots to draw
GD doctor jeep: might take a while
Capt fat elvis: what does 'lots to draw' mean?
GD doctor jeep: difficult pic to draw is what I mean
GD doctor jeep: the pic is what it is
Capt fat elvis: I don't want a picture, can't you just put the photo of me that I sent you in my bio?
GD doctor jeep: and its up on am-i-gd-or-not site
GD doctor jeep: okokokok. I'll try
Capt fat elvis: yes I know that's great by the way and sorry if I sound like a spoilt brat, I want I want, etc.
GD doctor jeep: but the dialectic forces of history say I must KILL
Capt fat elvis: kill kill kill, I myself and a hunter gather
Capt fat elvis: lost in time
GD doctor jeep: OK, if you want, you should play ball though. CFE from the GD is becoming famous
Capt fat elvis: as a male I am adept at hunting and making fire
GD doctor jeep: I MAKE FIRE!
Capt fat elvis: me too!
GD doctor jeep: lol, what an arse
Capt fat elvis: play ball?
GD doctor jeep: I luge
Capt fat elvis: bob sleigh?
GD doctor jeep: never met him
Capt fat elvis: kill slay?
Capt fat elvis: slay bob
Capt fat elvis: goodnight
GD doctor jeep: Robert kills?
Capt fat elvis: yes
GD doctor jeep: OK, you take care
Capt fat elvis: belt up buckle up
GD doctor jeep: see you in wolf. BY servers at 8
Capt fat elvis: bed bugs bite nighty night
Capt fat elvis: tomorrow?
GD doctor jeep: :-)
GD doctor jeep: yep
Capt fat elvis: in AIM?
GD doctor jeep: nahhh
Capt fat elvis: how?
GD doctor jeep: I'll just join a server
Capt fat elvis: ill never find you?
GD doctor jeep: you find out how. Ask bruhv-ahh
Capt fat elvis: I have played multy-wolf
Capt fat elvis: blue yonder, etc.
GD doctor jeep: blue yonder. They only have 5 games going
Capt fat elvis: you axis or yank
GD doctor jeep: yank
Capt fat elvis: OK tomorrow
Capt fat elvis: g night
GD doctor jeep: sniper or engineer
GD doctor jeep: k. take care.
Capt fat elvis: OK ill be medic
Capt fat elvis: or soldier
GD doctor jeep: cover me
Capt fat elvis: you too with the care stuff
Capt fat elvis: blanket?
GD doctor jeep: yeppers
Capt fat elvis: bye
GD doctor jeep: :-)
GD doctor jeep signed off at 04:12:12.
Capt fat elvis: sign off then I can record this
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