The rise and fall of the 1.21st Streich.
a History by Captain Fat Elvis
See also by CFE:
the intercepted encoded messages sent by wireless
instant messenger at the outbreak of war
intercepted post-match debriefing
Frontline despatches
GENERAL ADMINISTRATIVE SUB DIVISION GD DIVISION MISSIVE INTERNAL
SIGNAL NOTE ORDER MEMO EDICT REQUEST No 1
In order that the continued smooth running of the division continues
to continue in a clear logical and precise Teutonic administrative
fashion I thought it necessary to clear up a few misconceptions
that some here at admin. believe some of you at the front may have
misunderstood since the last dispatch of this type MISNOMER no-1.52
Pursuant to regulation of orders in the field concerning the merit
of logistical reorganisation pertaining to the over seeing and underside
of regulations regarding stipulations in the form of tactical replenishment
of ammunition and such like, I nearby take great pleasure in informing
the division that the overtall situation remains approximately the
same as it was last Thursday when the previous memo was sent to
all divisional personnel responsible to or involved and co-operating
or not with divisional administration were and are notified of the
above.
Yours sincerely Major Generalpfumf Leiderhoffmeister
post scvipt. please stop sending swastika spoons back home to make
pots and pans with as we have nothing to stir our coffee with, thanks
and well done for not getting captured during last offensive I and
all staff here at admin. hope you found the shipment of twenty metric
tonnesphfumf of bleached white paper doilies of some use for winter
camouflage. May I take this opportunity to ask why you needed forty
thousand round 'o' pulleys? sorry we could only get hold of the
3621 assorted pulleys but they are in demand especially with tractor
cases in hospitals across the Fatherland, some of whom we have had
to supply with bricks in order that they can have there legs propped
up while recovering from various fractures. Sorry we were out of
80mm tank shelves but as they couldn't have been that important.
GENERAL ADMINISTRATION GD DIVISION SUB DIVISION "ACCURACY BEAR CLARITY
AND HONOUR" are our watchwords
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GENERAL ADMINISTRATIVE SUB DIVISION GD DIVISION MISSIVE INTERNAL
SIGNAL NOTE ORDER MEMO EDICT REQUEST No 2
It has come to my attention that it is summer and therefore the
doilies might not have been much help. If you won't be needing them
could we have them back when you get a chance.
Also could you confirm where you are? Which country, etc. etc.
Yours sincerely Major Generalpfumf Leiderhoffmeister
post srvipt. it has come to my attention that it was tank shells
you wanted. please make sure you order properly next time and remember
it takes two to really cock things up.
GENERAL ADMINISTRATION GD DIVISION SUB DIVISION "ACURACY BEeR CLARITY
AND ODOUR" are our watchwords
See also by CFE:
the intercepted encoded messages sent by wireless
instant messenger at the outbreak of war
intercepted post-match debriefing
Frontline despatches
